my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
(via damn-funny)
(via damn-funny)
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when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say
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